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My New Year’s Resolutions Are Already Shot To Bits And I’m Blaming The Clarence Valley.
Great, we’re barely a month into 2022 and every item on my list of New Year’s Resolutions is officially broken. Thanks for that, Clarence Valley. First on my list was the ol’ favourite, the “watch what you eat / portion
“You Can Get Your Own Dinner, I’m On Holiday Too”, Says Mum To Shocked Family.
In breaking news coming out of the Clarence Valley this morning, members of the Cornell Family – Father Darren, siblings Phoebe and Scott, and Uncle Barry, (visiting from Tasmania) – are still coming to terms with the confronting realization that
Dad Super Knowledgeable about The Clarence River All of a Sudden.
The Cornell family’s maiden voyage aboard the SS DAZZLE – a 30-foot motor cruiser purchased by father Darren as a present to himself on the occasion of his 50th birthday – has gone surprisingly well, given Mr Cornell’s limited maritime
Grafton’s Possums Protest Jacaranda Illumination Spectacle.
In breaking news just to hand, a group of marsupials calling themselves the Brushtail Possum Posse have marched on Clarence Valley Council’s Grafton offices, protesting the highly anticipated night-time illumination of approximately 25 Jacarandas in Grafton’s iconic See Park in
‘Kid Free’ Yuraygir Walking Adventure Holiday Only Slightly Marred By Husband Carrying On Like A Big Baby.
A long awaited walking adventure – primarily serving as a way to get away from their demanding children for four days – has been deemed a success for Meredith and Darren Cornell, despite Husband Darren exhibiting behavioural traits best described
“Bumper Season for Human Watching”, Say Excited Whales.
The seasonal migration of humans to vantage points along the Clarence Valley’s coastline has been “The best in living memory,” according to spokeswhale Harriet Humpback. Communicating with your reporter yesterday – by way of slapping the water with her enormous
Grafton Bridges Announce Intention To Marry.
Grafton’s bridges have announced this morning they’re ‘very much in love’ with each other, and – despite an 87-year age difference – intend to marry as soon as legally possible. “I didn’t expect to feel this way,” says Frank –
Father Of Two Perhaps Too Excited About Camp Oven Festival
June 11th cannot come soon enough for the Cornell Family: mother Meredith and siblings Phoebe and Scott – as the family patriarch, Darren Cornell, 50 – becomes increasingly unable to contain his enthusiasm about the forthcoming Clarence Valley Camp Oven
Mum Found Safe After Spending Forty Minutes Lost In Thought In Ulmarra Bookshop.
Meredith Cornell, 43, has been reunited with husband Darren, and children Phoebe and Scott, after spending over half-an-hour in quiet, well-deserved solitude in Ulmarra’s iconic bookshop last Sunday afternoon. Mrs Cornell was reported missing soon after 12.30pm local time, when
Scientists Solve Maclean Mystery.
The scientific community is abuzz today with the discovery of an extraordinary phenomenon spanning both hemispheres of the planet, we can reveal. In a lengthy interview with your Clarence Valley reporter this morning, Head Scientician at the Global Institute of
Is this the best little town in Australia?
When someone as well-travelled as Andrea Black declares in Escape Magazine, that she has discovered the “best little town in Australia”, then we take note, especially when that little town is our Ulmarra. Here, Andrea tells the Ulmarra tale and
Much needed TLC for the beloved Yuraygir Coastal Walk (Yuraygir National Park)
The fires of late 2019 have left it’s mark on parts of the beautiful Clarence Valley coastline, however, there is a bright light at the end of the tunnel as much needed upgrades and repairs are due to commence. Soon